Status and Quotes
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode. Now hush, or you’ll drain my battery.He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or sends me a message will become my enemy.
I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.
YU CAN’T BURN ME.
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.
I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
You’re just jealous because the voices like talking to me more.
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
I did it again. I overestimated the number of brain cells you have.
Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please
A man is only as young as the woman he feels.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
I just saw the smartest person in the world when I stood in front of the mirror.
BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
You know what they say: Everything happens for a reason. When I punch you in the face, remember that I had a reason for it.
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
What’s the main cause for divorce? Marriage.
The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,
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